Terms & Conditions

Fine print... because someone insisted.

The barrel can’t be all chaos—there have to be a few ground rules. Think of our Terms & Conditions like street signs—mostly common sense, but technically required.

We’ll keep it straightforward: what you can expect from us, what we expect from you, and how we make sure no one tips the barrel over. It’s not thrilling reading, but it keeps things simple, honest, and out of the hands of grumpy lawyers.

1. Acceptance of Terms

By using our site or services, you agree to these terms—no ancient parchment required.

2. Our Services

We build smart websites, custom software, mobile/desktop apps, and we consult—barrel wisdom included.

3. Solutions & SaaS Ownership

Any software we build using our SaaS systems stays under the hood until you pay for it. Once paid, the project is yours—but the underlying platform (that’s ours).

4. Payment Terms

You pay when we say so. If not (without magic excuses), the barrel rolls on without you.

5. Intellectual Property

Your project = yours after full payment.

Our templates, tools, code, barrel metaphors = ours. It’s barter, not theft.

6. Limitations of Liability

We’re not responsible for:

Internet “lag” (or your neighbor’s Wi-Fi)

Third-party issues

Your own comic-sans decisions

In other words, we’ll do our best, but we’re not miracle workers.

7. Termination

We can bow out if:

Payments don’t come

You misuse what we build

You insist Comic Sans is not a crime

8. Referenced Policies

This all falls under the supremacy of our Privacy Policy above.

9. Boilerplate Legal Stuff

Disputes are handled under Georgia law (no wrestling matches or public debates). And yes—if part of this becomes invalid, the rest still stands.

10. Dispute Resolution

Problems? Let’s talk it out first. If we can't, Georgia courts will be our referee.

Built on honesty, not hype.

Pigeons, smoke signals, or socials

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