Careers

We don’t do boring. You shouldn’t either.

If you believe in clean code, bold ideas, and cutting through complexity, we want you on our team. Ditch the fluff, embrace the essentials, and help up build something truly meaningful.

Open Positions

The Barrel

The barrel is full, the dogs are fed, and the work is humming. Check back when the stars (and job openings) align.

No new minds can squeeze in — unless you’re very, very persuasive

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Office Cat | Sr. Manager - Chaos

Full time • In Person (Atlanta)

  • Flex work hours

  • Unlimited treats

  • 100% employer paid Health & Dental

Pupper | Dir. of General Mischief

Full time • In Person (Atlanta)

  • Free pets and 'Good Boy' mug

  • Unlimited treats

  • 100% employer paid Health & Dental

Built on honesty, not hype.

Pigeons, smoke signals, or socials

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