Smarter Websites. Epic Software.
Inspired by Diogenes. Driven by Simplicity.
At Diogenes Dynamics, we believe less is more. Just like the great cynic rejected excess, we cut unnecessary code, streamline processes, and deliver clean, high-performance solutions that just work.
Headquartered in a barrel near a Waffle House, Diogenes Dynamics serves Peachtree Corners, Norcross, Duluth, and the wider Atlanta tech jungle.
Why choose us
At Diogenes Dynamics, we specialize in smart websites, custom software solutions, and professional services tailored to help businesses grow efficiently. We focus on simplicity, quality, and innovation in every project we undertake.
If you're looking for an advanced digital presence, a custom-built mobile app, or expert consulting, we are here to turn your ideas into reality. Tired of endless meetings, vague timelines, and “surprise” costs? We build without the nonsense.
Barrel-Forged Clarity
We remove fluff, condense your needs, and craft a digital solution. No jargon, no smoke — just digital solutions as honest as a philosopher in a barrel.
Plain-as-Day Pricing
Simple - upfront pricing. No hidden fees. No fine print. No gotcha's. Because confusion belongs in bad philosophy, not invoices.
Automation on Autopilot
Smart websites that follow up, capture leads, and do the heavy lifting—while you sip coffee. We make sure no lead slips through the cracks.
No Ghosting Support
Your site doesn’t vanish the moment it launches. We’re here—always—answering questions, fixing bugs, and keeping things clean.
What we do
Website Services
Smarter Websites for Modern Businesses
Transform your online presence with smart, responsive, SEO-optimized websites designed to drive conversions and engage users.
Software Services
Software That Gets Sh*t Done
Develop custom software solutions, from mobile apps to enterprise systems, tailored to meet your unique business needs, driving efficiency and scalability.
Professional Services
Talent That Doesn’t Suck
Leverage expert consulting, project management, and implementation services to streamline operations and drive strategic growth.
Trusted By Leading Companies
Frequently Asked Questions
You’ve got questions. We've got brief, snarky answers. Learn about timelines, platforms, support, and what makes our websites and apps tick.
Do you use templates?
Yes, when they work. No, when they suck.
Can you make my cousin’s Wix site better?
We’ll try. But therapy might help more.
Will you work with my existing branding?
Yes. Unless your logo is Comic Sans — then we stage an intervention.
Will you rank me #1 on Google overnight?
Sure… if you own Google. Otherwise, we’ll stick to the real SEO.
Do you ghost after the project?
Nope. We’re haunting your inbox with support.
Can I call you?
Yes. But we prefer coffee and emails. Our devs scare easily and may cry uncontrollably — best to schedule calls ahead of time.
Have questions? Get in touch!
Built on honesty, not hype.
Unrequested Directions
Pigeons, smoke signals, or socials
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